sometimes you guys worry me
sometimes you guys worry me
“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.”
in love with this
ugh john green you perfect author
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
Happy Birthday Jack! I know its not shirtless, but I thought you guys might enjoy a few of my personal favorite Jack Pictures/gifs/moments<3 - Brock
~Shirtless band blog
theres nothing shittier than kmart ads
rivers ads
This is painfully accurate
(Source: walking-fucking-travesty)
Compilation of my favorite moments in which Josh Ramsay says fuck
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie)
I saw this and was like “I don’t feel like reblogging the Lucker Stomp” … Damn did i regret that. Couldn’t scroll past it.
why would you not feel like reblogging The Lucker Stomp? like, I’ll go into the tag JUST to reblog it. JUST to keep Mitch on this fucking website. JUST to remind people every single fucking day that he was amazing, he was perfect, he was wonderful, he was a father, he was a husband, he was adorable, and he’s fucking gone. So please tell me, why wouldn’t you feel like reblogging The Lucker fucking Stomp.
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“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”
personally victimized by shampoo
Poor stuttering little shit omg
hey omg if you could please reblog this i’m trying to win a contest!!!!
if i win i will literally send you like 5 rockstars bc one of the things i win is a lifetime supple of rockstar energy drinks :’)
THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER
He's not that smart.
She's right. It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.
Right, it's primarily his hotness.
It can be sort of blinding.
It actually did blind our friend Isaac.
Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?
You cannot.
It is my burden, this beautiful face.
Not to mention your body.
Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away.
NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED BUT IM PISSING MYSELF
IM CRYING A LOT